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Dear wife of son of my mil’s uncle’s brother’s aunt (ok u get I don’t know who she was 😉 )
U might have seen me on my wedding day when I was a bride and you might think that knowing me like that you have become very close to me but dear I take my own sweet time to know people and declare them as buddies and even after that I take even more longer to discuss personal matters like my sex life. So it would be very helpful if u don’t tell me that what days should I make out with my hubby to have the second child I MUST have now.
Yours sexually aware who might give u a good lesson on what u can do next time 😉
M
PS: why do I feel I am magnet for such jerks or does everyone encounter them?
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Hahahaha! 😛
now I am laughing but i cant tell u how furious I was at that time
I would have been too Monika. But reading you I am really lol. 🙂
yeah I know what u mean…. 🙂
hahahhahaa..I encounter them too!
I even have people announcing my so called pregnancy to all and sundry!!
I fumed..and then finally asked them to predict the due date too!
Bloody useless people!
abs bloody useless
Ugh really? She was educating you on the dates? I have had aunties tell me how 4 years is a long time to not have kids and we should see a doctor. When I told one that we chose to not have kids she almost died!
oh yes I have heard those words too and that was when I didnt concive after 2 yrs of marriage
why cant they mind their own bussines
I’ve had some sweets felllas panicking after 3 months.
3 months gosh and now that peanut is 5 this kerala trip i am sure u would have heard it a zillion times
Peanut turned 6.
I’ve made it clear that I can’t take care of 2 kids. I tell them that I understand the importance of siblings but what will the kids do if their mom turns crazy. Most people are fine though some aunties get mild attacks and think I am selfish which is fine by me. 🙂
yeah I know I tell that the same to people that now I am good with one and some reactions to that are priceless
Shocked she turned 6.. phew big girl… give her a big tight hug from me, will ya
yikesss solilo-3 months!!! people really have too much time on their mind!!
oh trish they have nothing else to do apart from poking their fingers in others lives
LOL
🙂 thanks and welcome here
LOL 🙂
ohh u shud have given that dialogue.. don’t remember whos blog I read it on ” Ohhh aunty, aap hi dikha do na kaise karna hai. Mujhe to kuch bhi nahi aata”
ROFL I really like that dialouge but I am scared what if they really start teaching me ? 😛
ouch! ya.. That would be totally gross.
yeah 😛
LOL!!! this i want to see!!LOL!!!!!
trish u really do? sure? 😛
LOL!
ROFL! Can’t stop laughing at this!
LOL
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Oh yes….I had another random aunty also tell me which positions to do it in so tht wed have a boy 😛
Oh gosh…. u serious?
ROFL
Hahahahahaha
So this poor lady thinks that you forgot the way you used the first time. 👿
u are too funny sols… i think she thought first time tukka lag gaya 😉 😛
😆
Monix, next time encourage her and let her make an arse of herself. Ask her live demo of positions. 😀
ROFL I think I shld have done that… next time pukka….
PS: u are a joker sols… so good to have u back… hugs
I can so imagine that auntie hanging like a bat demo-ing position. ROFL
ROFL I read this comment and burst out in laughter and everyone around me is like what????
auntie in a bat like position.. ROFL
we are totally evil. i like it 😀
@ Solilo: 😆 😆
LOL, Sols…brilliant suggestion!! I echo Mon…its good to see the joker in you back 😆
it was so empty without the usual jokers no 🙂 and now pixie and swaram are missing
sigh
Hello u r missing me awww so sweet Mons.
Achooooooo. Down with a viral since Monday and my lead is not leaving me errrr to take leave from office I mean 😛 😛
Achoooooo 😉
Next time someone asks me that am gonna tell Nasbandhi karva diya unka…abh kuch nahi ho saktha
But the way you have wrote it sounds hilarious 😆
Hahaha Sakshi! Nasbandi. Remember that doordarshan advt. I used to wonder then what it was.
yeah same here sols… i used to wonder yeh hai kya ?
ROFL nasbandhi… next time saks pakka yahi answer done dona done 🙂
Ha ha ha ha !!!! i really couldnt stop laughing at your angry sarcasm !!!!!! 😆
what else could I do dhiren?
Hilarious! This is how we Indians are:) My mil whenever she calls me she asks me “aur moti to nahi hui na”? Initially I used to find it rude- now I have figured when she exhausts all topics of conversations this is a templated question just to keep the conversation going:) So I answer in sincerity and with complete politeness:)
LOL I know we just have to talk even if we dont have anything to talk
ROFL! Monu, this is India, and here, EVERYBODY has the INHERENT RIGHT to intrude into a stranger’s private affairs. Which actually gets me thinking, this should be changed to public affairs!!
@ Saks: ROFL! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s a really good one 🙂
yeah yeah we just dont care abt privacy and ROFL on public affairs
Heh!
As an (as yet) unmarried man, I am curious about one thing: are the husbands never the targets of such breaches of privacy? Please say yes 😀
well they are but mostly its who have to bear it… u see if the couple can’t or doesnt want to have kids its always the lady who is responsible according to us Indians
LOL, Mon u are incredible!!! call me when u plan to give this lady a lesson or 2 next time.. cant miss that fun 😉
come come more the merrier 😛
LOL! I just sent a link to my daughter in law! I think she needs to read the letter and the comments to get ammo into her arsenal. God knows after 3 years of marriage and no kids …. she gets hell!
et tu? sigh
ha ha ha!! I know I’m are laughing my heart out reading this letter of yours but I can understand how furious this unsolicited advice would have made you! I’ve come across such samples and still do! They just dont stop do they?? 🙄
oh they just dont… one of these days I am actually going to do what people above has suggested I am serious 🙂
i was just going to ask you how you have becoome a magnet for these types (since i remembered your other recent experience too!!!)
ha ha ha dont remind me of that though techincally it was N’s exp 😛
LOL
Rest assured, you are not the only person to attract such meddlesome aunties. 😀
he he thank god for that
Hahaha! Too good…wish you could’ve really said that to her!
I think you should’ve cross-questioned her about precise timings on IST, exact demos of positions, time period etc….maybe she knows a lot 😀 Never lose the opportunity to grill an expert 😳
LOL starry I have learned a lot from this post… next time for sure 😉
lol! People!! Some people really do think that the world is waiting for their priceless advice 🙂
dying for their advice is more like it …. god knows what they think of themselves
ROFL. Glad there r others in the magnet club Monu 😛
Many ppl think we hv a problem and some ppl even think we r busy enuf not to make babies 😉 😉
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA now I am wondering .. that how will it be IF I get that from the woman 🙂 ha ha ha ha
Dont know why people have to have a say in everything .. I hope she reads this and SHUTS UP…
ha ha…Monika, I am reminded of how people asked me questions when I did not have kids until 2 years of marriage. Most irritating question – “when are you giving the good news?”, “you may want to give up your job so that you can try for kid”, “2 years is more than enough”….phew!!! One distant cousin asked me over a chat “so when are you giving us the good news?” I told her “I will , the day you agree to come over here and take care of my child until he/she is ready to go to school.” he he she never asked after that. Now my daughter is 3 years old and few friends and so called well wishers tell us it is time to go for second one, how a single child find it emotionally stressful blah blah. But what they do not understand is that we have our own priorities and responsibilities. Why do few people take it one them to ask nonsensical questions and above all give unwanted advice? As someone said here, they have too much time on hand. They surely need advice on how to use their time productively rather than poke their nose in everyone’s matters.
I enjoyed reading all the comments.
-Sandhya
LOL…is this for real??
Holy God…really Monu….how do such ppl go around talking abt such personal stuff….it really irks me…..
But total LOL post…. 😆
A question which I usually encounter is – Why arent u working anymore ??? You wasted your education – Now that children are big, you can work and HELP MY HUSBAND FINANCIALLY !!!
I get very irritated by this question, esp during weddings, when ppl have nothing else to talk to me, like how they asked you (I’ve crossed that 2 kids stage, so its something else)…. 😉 😉
gonna send this to my mom
Sigh!! Going to attend a wedding in in-law side for the first time after my marriage..God save me!
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