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Saw this fun thing at Chandu’s and decided to flick and put it here

Summer Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, August 17th 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Traysโ€“Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

N :Ok he is really good at it, I am the one who is bad… I absolutely never fill it and its always a debate issue when its found empty…. may be because he cant have his drinks without it ๐Ÿ˜‰

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Rollโ€“Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12 for 2 hours.

N : guilty… actually according to him its a waste and not needed so why bother

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?โ€“Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

N: no complains as of now ๐Ÿ˜€

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floorโ€“Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

N: ha ha ha he actually needs this training the most, the clothes are never ever in the laundry bag though he has found his own place under the sink counter

Class 5
Dinner Dishesโ€“Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

N: oh he is the one who is usually keeping them, mine too ๐Ÿ˜‰ and when the maid is missing collecting from the whole house and cleaning too

Class 6
Loss Of Identityโ€“Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

N: we both dont like TV so no issues here… apart from match is on

Class 7
Learning How To Find Thingsโ€“Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

N: oh yes he could do with this one and would help immensely if he takes me along ๐Ÿ˜‰

Class 8
Health Watchโ€“Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

N:he loves fresh flowers in the bedroom… and is often found buying them when I am doing my vegetable shopping the same vendor has a flower stall… its a different issue they are never a gift for me ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lostโ€“Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

N: thankfully google maps has come and solved this problem… else it was hopeless anyways if u are in blore u will realise asking directions is no use either… its always a dead ened we have to take a turn at and if someone could explain how to we take a turn at dead end anyways

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturdayโ€™s noon, 2 hours.

N:He DOESNT make fun of girls driving at all ๐Ÿ˜‰ may be its because i am an excellent driver… and yes I can parallel park very well

Class 11
Learning to Liveโ€“Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

N: he could get 200/100 here… darling in this area

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

N: sigh I think there is where most of our fights happen and according to me this is what he should sent classes for not 4 but 8 weeks… its not that he doesnt love to shop but gosh the way he shops… for me its like ok, liked it… the price seems ok lets buy…. for him… its no no lets see in 10 other places, evaluate whether its the best… see if we can bargain… gosh I always always run out of Patience

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophyโ€“Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When Youโ€™re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

N: oh he is damn good at it… atleast so far… nothing has been forgotten… the day we first met… the engagement date too… so so far so good ๐Ÿ˜€

Class 14
The Stove/Ovenโ€“What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

N: full marks here again… he helps me in the kitchen totally, somethings are totally his domain… eggs, maggie, idly :D…cutting veggies… and sunday breakfast…he is not really fond of cooking but he helps and whatever he does comes out well ๐Ÿ˜€

So its 10/14 for N…. not bad ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

so u tell me whats up with ur spouses…. leave a comment or take this up asย  tag

And heres wishing u all a very Happy Dushhera

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