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I got these jokes as a mail fwd and had a fun time reading this morning…. enjoy

PS: no offence meant to anyone… please take it in the postive spirit

SUB : No wonder ..Marwadis are recession proof

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Marwadi: Yeh kela (banana) kaisay diya?

Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Marwadi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

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Marwadi on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?

Wife:Yes, I’m here

My sons daughters ru all here?

Yes, Papa

Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre

ka pankha Q chal raha hay ???

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Marwadi 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne

apni ghar ki khirki me

apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha

to chilla k bola

MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Marwadi ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Marwadi:Ghusse se poocha :

mercedez kion nahi di?

Sheikh:Munna.!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Marwadi ka khoon daud raha hay

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Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai,

kya charges hongay?

NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.

Marwadi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”.

Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!

Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… ..

Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale .

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Marwadi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

Marwadi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

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Marwadi ko bhoot charh gaya ,

3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe

bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

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Titanic K Sath Marwadi Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Marwadi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda


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